Friday, July 16, 2010

Dear News,

Stop giving DC the credit for our earthquake. I know that it's harder for the American populace to mentally pinpoint a state than the nation's capital, so I see why you're doing it. But we don't exactly get earthquakes here very often, and since this one was a good one (notably vibrational, but no significant damage or injuries), we'd kind of like to keep it.

Besides, Barack Obama didn't even feel it.

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